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I Will Snatch Yo Weave So Hard If You Touch Me by BoQu1shaCaeruelus I Will Snatch Yo Weave So Hard If You Touch Me :iconboqu1shacaeruelus:BoQu1shaCaeruelus 1 0 I shall stare into your soul by BoQu1shaCaeruelus I shall stare into your soul :iconboqu1shacaeruelus:BoQu1shaCaeruelus 2 0 Polly Awake by BoQu1shaCaeruelus Polly Awake :iconboqu1shacaeruelus:BoQu1shaCaeruelus 1 0 Little Goggie by BoQu1shaCaeruelus Little Goggie :iconboqu1shacaeruelus:BoQu1shaCaeruelus 0 2 Polly by BoQu1shaCaeruelus Polly :iconboqu1shacaeruelus:BoQu1shaCaeruelus 1 0 Deception by BoQu1shaCaeruelus Deception :iconboqu1shacaeruelus:BoQu1shaCaeruelus 1 3 Roots and Math Doodle by BoQu1shaCaeruelus Roots and Math Doodle :iconboqu1shacaeruelus:BoQu1shaCaeruelus 0 0 Defiance by BoQu1shaCaeruelus Defiance :iconboqu1shacaeruelus:BoQu1shaCaeruelus 1 4 Vita in Terra by BoQu1shaCaeruelus Vita in Terra :iconboqu1shacaeruelus:BoQu1shaCaeruelus 1 0 Daisy Dooze by BoQu1shaCaeruelus Daisy Dooze :iconboqu1shacaeruelus:BoQu1shaCaeruelus 2 2

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Said the couplet to the villanelle
"You, for all of your complexity
really are a vacuum and a shell
overwrought and odd, compared to me.
You, for all your cunning and your craft
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but, you know, you are inside of me
and you are complicit in my rhymes.
What's ironic though, you know... doggonnit.
both of us are stuck within this sonnet."
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So, mah interweb buddy, KloKloShoo, tagged me, so ima do dis.


DA RULES
1. Say the rules
2. Each person must post 11 things about themselves.
3. Answer each question given by the tagger.
4. No tag backs
5. Tag up to 11 people
6. Tag the person on their page, post their icon in the journal, and legit tag them.

DA ELEVUN THANGS

1. Nicki Minaj. That's it.
2. I want to be an Internet person, but  4chan is disgusting, I'm too lazy to be a Redditor, Tumblr is a bit gritty for my taste. (Though it has some good stuff), I'm not a child of the 90's, I don't play Minecraft, Portal, or Slender, and I don't watch Dr.Who and didn't like Firefly. I also don't care for classic rock.
3. I want to learn Latin, Greek, Phoenician, or Sumerian.
4. I am the most *FABALUS* person in the Seventh grade at my school.
5. I will answer to Oscar, Tiffany, Bo'Quisha, Rrrrrrrosa, Augustus, Joseph, or my real name.
6. My real name is Matthew.
7. I make music videos in my head to songs I like.
8. I have 2 dogs.
9. My family is going to get a goldfish. *hopefully*
10. I haven't used dA in 5-6 weeks
11. Florence Welch.

DA QURSHTUNZ

1. If it were possible, would you change the way your life is?
I would give myself the power to reconstruct molecules and atoms, and also to change matter to energy and vice versa. I would also be MUCHO MUCHO RICHO
2. Would you rather be infertile, or have a child that passes away  before the age of 3?
Ima guy. But seriously, who asks that kind of question? Sikko.
3. Is the question I'm about to ask a statement?
Nope, it has a question mark.
4. Do you have a favorite dessert?
THERE IS TOO MUCH NOMMIES! CANNOT DECIDE
5. Do you want to have art supplies or an art program.
Program. Definitely
6. How different would things be if your favorite ORIGINAL character was your sibling?
We would all be dead. (Bo'Quisha)
7. Is 100 lbs of feathers or 100 lbs of cotton? Which is heavier?
Srsly you guyz?
8. If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
Well either the stuff with the atoms, plant control, or being able to know a person's fears, loves, hates, habits, friends, enemies, weaknesses, strengths, and whether they are lying or not.
9.  Dogs are adorable, would you have one with an age disorder to keep it from aging past puppyhood.
No! That poor puppy!
10. $100 today or $1 a day for 200 days?
200, definitely.
11. Favorite OC?
Gybnunsuinhusygghuauhhsuhuh. Idk


MAH QUESTIONZ FO YOU
1. Favorite weird color? (like heliotrope)
2. Favorite wildflower?
3. Gucci or Prada?
4. If you could only one brand of makeup, (foundation, eyes, lips, everything) what would it be?
5. Cheezburger or 9gag
6. Favorite genre of music
7. Favorite genre of literature. (Please specify on poetry)
8. If you could know everything about one subject, what would it be?
9. If you could fluently speak a language, dead included, what would be?
10. What would your superpower or elemental mastery be?
11.  Favorite arcana?



NAO FO DA TAGZ

NynjaKat
Kittyluv8
Etykut
A Kid At Heart
Anonymoulysent13

(The icons don't work for me)4


AND DATS IT
IF U IZ A BOY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THE MAKEUP QUESTION.
  • Listening to: Marina And the Diamonds
  • Reading: The Hobbit
  • Watching: Revenge
  • Playing: The Sandbox
  • Eating: A doughnut
  • Drinking: Filth with carbonation

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Matthew Spellman
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:iconklokloshoo:
KloKloShoo Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2012
I FINISHED YO COMMISH! :D Finallyyyyy :D
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BoQu1shaCaeruelus Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2012
It's so fabalus
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GNPoetry Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012  Student Writer
Thank-you for da fave! : P lol
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BoQu1shaCaeruelus Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012
U welkum
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kittyluv8 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2012   Digital Artist

deviantART muro drawing Comment Drawing
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BoQu1shaCaeruelus Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2012
:squee:
Hope yours was good too! Sorry for not telling you, I was barely home yesterday
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kittyluv8 Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2012   Digital Artist
Thanks <3
And it's okay, I'd kinda forgotten anyway lol
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BoQu1shaCaeruelus Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2012
Lulz
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BoQu1shaCaeruelus Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2012
Lulz
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kittyluv8 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2012   Digital Artist
I CHALLENGE YOU
TO
A STARING CONTEST
:icondeathstareplz:
It's so much easier to keep a strait face over the internet.
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